Hey, stranger! I'm Abbey, 20, and this is where I make the jokes that my Facebook friends can't handle. If you find yourself in need of company late at night or an itemized list of what makes you awesome, hit me up.
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
danish government: DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BORROW WE GIVE YOU MONEY EVERY MONTH WHILE STUDYING DON'T WORRY.