An Overture of Cats

Hi! I'm Abbey. I like mermaids and making new friends and my relationship status is indefinitely "nothing you can do for me will ever live up to what 5 cats can do for me".

Today I am text post heavy and sad that I am not in a position where I can afford the clothes I like.I have a good sized wardrobe, I guess, but it’s not full of clothes that I actually like- it’s mostly just comfortable and tolerable.

While I don’t think that everyone has to care about clothes, I personally really enjoy clothes. I want to get to a point where I legitimately like everything in my closet, instead of only wearing the clothes I actually like on special days. And clothes don’t make the girl, but I would walk around feeling so much happier if I could look as good as I feel like I deserve to look.

I spent all of high school not caring what I looked like, but now I actually want to put effort into my appearance and it bothers me that I have to settle on tee shirts and tank tops and ill-fitting pants on most days. I am doing what I can by altering my tee shirts into something more wearable, but the fact of the matter is I really only enjoy maybe 30% of my clothing.

I consider myself a fairly confident person, but my confidence is diminished when I feel like I have to dress badly.

I am both lonely and grouchy so I’m like “I wish someone would talk to me but not really because I might be mean”.

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via katastrophicallynerdy)

Kat and her adorable puppy Phoenix. She looks like just a head in this picture. Let’s be honest, I’m only in this friendship for the pictures of that adorable dog.

Kat and her adorable puppy Phoenix. She looks like just a head in this picture. Let’s be honest, I’m only in this friendship for the pictures of that adorable dog.

My uterus is trying to say I am not pregnant, which I appreciate and all, but I would be good with it being written on a cake or something. Isn’t that how most good news is delivered? Not with cramps, headaches, cold sweat, and the loss of blood.

Oh god I just sneezed. I think my uterus just popped out.