Hey, stranger! I'm Abbey (or Abbigail, or AJ, or Snapdragon), 20, and this is where I make the jokes that my Facebook friends can't handle. If you find yourself in need of company late at night or an itemized list of what makes you awesome, hit me up.

 

misha-smiles:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for this.

misha-smiles:

jordtheborednord:

thursdaymorningchild:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

are you okay Hugh?

I was not prepared for this.

Nothing in life could’ve prepared me for this.

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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(Source: omgtsn)