Hey, stranger! I'm Abbey (or Abbigail, or AJ, or Snapdragon), 20, and this is where I make the jokes that my Facebook friends can't handle. If you find yourself in need of company late at night or an itemized list of what makes you awesome, hit me up.

 

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band