Hey, stranger! I'm Abbey, 20, and this is where I make the jokes that my Facebook friends can't handle. If you find yourself in need of company late at night or an itemized list of what makes you awesome, hit me up.

 

disneygoddess:

waltdisneyspixiedust:

lottiedowninneworleans:

lettherebedoodles:

summersanimatedworld:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

EDIT :

In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)

(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)

*has been laughing for the last hundred years*

"Oh, suga’… why’re you in Tia’s clothes?"

STAHP. NO.

IM LAUGHING

SO HARD.

THIS IS NOT

EVEN OKAY.

this is the definition of beauty

(Source: sweetcookiecarnival)

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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sailorgil:

" Lily and the Mirror of Erised "  …  Photomanipulation by:  SirenaBonita on DeviantArt

sailorgil:

" Lily and the Mirror of Erised "  …  Photomanipulation by:  SirenaBonita on DeviantArt

(Source: sirenabonita.deviantart.com)

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze:

omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)